I’ll Have a Tall Dark Grande With A Shot of Confidence


I was attempting to write at my favorite coffee shop
when I couldn’t help but eavesdrop on two women huddled and giggling over a computer screen next to me. They were pouring over some online profiles of men that one had been flirting with. “This one’s very funny, but he’s too short,” she described, clicking on the next one. “This guy is so hot — isn’t he cute?!” she asked. “But he’s a writer, which means he has no money.” Click, click. “This guy is a lawyer. Seems interesting — but he’s bald.”

I winced. I recognized these comments. I may have even at one point, uttered them verbatim.

Listening to these women mirror their modern, mate-selection process back to me, I realized how dismissive and petty we have become in our search for love. The desire to connect with another human has been reduced to a consumeristic process in which we pursue a collection of attributes, and try to order up our partners like we would a pizza or a coffee. In today’s world, everyone can have whatever they want, “just their way”, with 1 and 1/2 shots, 2 % milk and whatever flavoring they need to feel satisfied.

But dear reader, dear single person, people cannot be assembled like “Build a Bear.” They cannot be ordered up to perfection. People are not packages. And if you are sizing up other humans as package deals, then you are probably packaging yourself, and that can be very painful. When we examine our single selves as package deals, we are either awash in grandiosity (behold my perfect mind and yoga body!) or we tend to harp on the liabilities: “But I have kids”. “I’m too old”. “My thighs are too big.” “I have scrawny limbs.” “I have a prosthetic limb.” Whatever. We then size up and discount our potential mates in return.

We are not simply a list of features. We are heart and longing, beauty and imperfection. Share on X And so much more.

What I recommend to all those out there looking for love is that you fold up your “perfect mate list” and tuck it somewhere. I’m not asking you to throw it away. I know that many of you might be upset by this request as you have worked hard at creating that list and you deserve to have everything that you want. But even if you find someone who fits the bill — someone who is attractive, financially solvent, sexy and funny, with a nice car, and a decent mother to boot, it doesn’t mean you will feel a connection with them. The connection is, after all, what has immeasurable value. Share on X

If you are single, I encourage you to replace your ‘list’ with vision. Instead of focusing on the individual attributes of a person, I encourage you to focus on how you want to feel and the roles they invite you to step into. How do you want to feel when you are with The One? One woman in a recent workshop revealed that her new boyfriend brought out in her the role of “beautiful mysterious goddess.” That sounds divine. What woman wouldn’t want to feel powerful and sought after like that? Or this: A man I know said that his long-term partner is still the only one that brings out his inner “John Stewart” — a part of him that voices his unique and slanted take on all their experiences, resulting in fits of laughter between them. If these best parts of you (and more) get activated in a relationship, does it matter if your significant other’s belly is larger than average? Does it matter if he is bald, or she is a different race or religion than you? Does it matter if she or he has a teacher’s salary instead of a doctor’s?

Lists aside, if you have been doing something repeatedly in love that doesn’t work, stop. If you have been serially dating no-income generating artists with a penchant for mind altering substances and you are sick of it, by all means, choose someone different. I’m not saying don’t have standards or guidelines. And I am certainly in favor of knowing and upholding your values. But breaking patterns and having standards is different than trying to date a list.

People are not lattes. Don’t order one. Broadcast how you want to feel, and let yourself be found.

And remember, love yourself no matter what.

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11 responses to “I’ll Have a Tall Dark Grande With A Shot of Confidence”

  1. Dear Blair,
    This post is tremendous! Truly. Mature relationships (and people as you say) are not built in components … like Build a Bear to quote you!

    THE statement you make:

    “We are heart and longing, beauty and imperfection.” is probably the truest description of people interaction and relationships I’ve read.

    Great post. I’ve tweeted it and will share in the G+ people skills group as well.

    Many thanks and congratulations on a moving post!

    • Blair Glaser says:

      Thank you so much for your response to the piece and for sharing it. I truly appreciate your support and how you embody heart and longing, and so much more.

  2. Samantha says:

    I’ve learned that external image really doesn’t have much to do with it. Although for externally focused people it very well can be reduced to such superficial ‘idealism’!

    When a connection contains the ‘x’ factor…that magical ingredient of chemistry between two people…it just happens! Can’t put your finger on it what EXACTLY it is…we simply know it when we feel it and experience it!

    At least that is how it has been for me. They can be rich, poor, have a full head of hair or be balding! When the magic happens in connection, NONE of those things matter. It. Just. HAPPENS! : )

  3. aaron says:

    Good one! So true…

  4. Cheri says:

    I love how Blair Glaser focuses on feelings and connection in this article.

    “Instead of focusing on the individual attributes of a person, I encourage singles to focus on how they want to feel and the roles they want to embody. How do you want to feel when you are with The One?”

    Although I am not strictly focusing on finding love anymore, I am so happy to see great advice because no matter who we are or what we are doing, love matters. Thank you Blair for focusing on what is important!

  5. Kneale Mann says:

    Blair, yet again, nailed it! Thank-you for your insights, thoughts, and yes,a couple of snickers.

    Keep it up! #LeadInLove

  6. Excellent post Blair. Great looks fade real quick when you are with someone that you can’t have fun with or don’t have any emotional ‘real’ connection with. Well written! Will be sharing!!

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